Utah: He mentioned that there would be a key to this puzzle that he’s sure eventually someone will figure out, but he’s made it impossible
Utah: The key was supposed to be something like ‘To The Looter Goes the Spoils” or maybe “To The Looter Go The Spoils”.
Utah: What stumped most people at the CIA was that you had to figure out the physical location of the reward.
Utah: What you all messed up was that the reward was something called the Family Vault
Utah: Which only you fucking assholes know about.
Utah: The family vault is the vault of cash you have in the Langley HQ building
Utah: It’s a big vault with a shit ton of cash.
Utah: During your first days working there, someone takes you in there and gives you some speech
Utah: They tell you that for your security clearance, all they do is Check to see if you’ve stolen from your family or not
Utah: If you haven’t, your good
Utah: So your coworker tells you to take some cash from here whenever you need it. Whatever you need, just don’t steal it, you know?
Utah: Anyway, people only use it for work stuff and buying co-workers lunch and things at work
Utah: But the point of that Kryptos thing was that the reward was the contents of the family vault
Utah: After I woke up from that dream, I was like, “Well, let me go see if that’s real.”
Utah: Because I’d never heard of it
Utah: Well, as it FUCKING turns out
Utah: YOU NEVER LET THE FUCKING PUBLIC KNOW ABOUT IT FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME
