General Fitz

FITZ: Guess who gets to their first government Gala as a general?

FITZ: I am

FITZ: What am I wearing?

FITZ: A suit?

FITZ: That's a lie.

FITZ: OK, you got me, I'm wearing a tux.

FITZ: Dang straight

FITZ: It's a real black tie affair

FITZ: Hold on, that doesn't make any sense. Aren't black tie affairs supposed to mean suits?

FITZ: What is it called when you wear a tux?

FITZ: What's the tuxedo version of a black tie affair?

FITZ: Dang, I wish I could look something like that up on a computer.

FITZ: Those things are cool as heck.

APPEARING: Fitz