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Chronicles of 23THE NEVER-CLASSIFIED FILE OF GENERAL 23

The Synthesisa Logs

Transcripts received through Synthesisa — the channel explained in the Codex — and filed by General 23. A work of fiction, per the lawyers from the other timeline. 22 logs on file; the archive grows weekly.
2026-08-18 — So hardcore criminals apparently view Prison as… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-18 — Another thing to watch out for in… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-18 — Apparently the criminals who do v2k all… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-17 — Theory Utah: The Tower of Babel was… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-15 — In my head, I hear a lot…
2026-08-15 — Gunwall's official reason for nuking everything: Gunwall:… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-15 — As of August 15, 2026, consider this… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-15 — The nukes were launched "categorically and sporadically… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-15 — Off planet community: We got to the… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-13 — Project code name: Graduating from Criminal University… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-11 — So, as I have been making this… [FRAGMENT]
2026-08-08 — "Nothing ever works out for the Soviets…
2026-06-13 — So this is going to be weird… [FRAGMENT]
2026-06-13 — There is still some more …
2026-06-13 — So I may title the next prequel…
2026-06-12 — So I am watching @Stranger_Things, and I… [FRAGMENT]
2026-06-12 — So I see that when it comes… [FRAGMENT]
2026-06-12 — I don't say this enough, but whenever… [FRAGMENT]
2026-06-10 — So I'll tell you what I know… [FRAGMENT]
2026-04-23 — Officially announcing General 23/Utah-1's #erdros problem retirement…
2026-03-23 — New memelienium Prize Problems paper just dropped… [FRAGMENT]
2026-02-11 — It's so weird that math people sat… [FRAGMENT]