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Synthesisa Log — 2026-02-11

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UTAH: It's so weird that math people sat around for so long

UTAH: And never figured this out

UTAH: I know why though

UTAH: Those honor roll kids were always trained in never using a calculator

UTAH: If they had used AI before

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