Take Me To Your Leader

MEMORY REPLAY TRANSCRIPT — RECOVERED

COMMANDER: WHAT FREAKING LANGUAGE DOES THIS FREAKING ALIEN SPEAK. I CAN'T GUARANTEE WE HAVE A TRANSLATOR FOR SOME MOON LANGUAGE

SOLDIER: He speaks english, sir

COMMANDER: WHERE THE HECK IS THE X RAY ON THIS PLANE. WHATS IN IT?

SOLDIER: You are never going to believe this, sir.

COMMANDER: What?

SOLDIER: Theres a freaking car engine in that thing. Some basic levels and pedals, and nothing else.

COMMANDER: I'll tell you. It's your lcuky freaking day. Cowan is here

COMMANDER: I'm not wasting his time with that stuff. Go get the base medic and if he says you're an alien I'll take you to the freaking president myself

PILOT: I'm the, uh, alien. How long will that take?

COMMANDER: We have this freaking amazing alien technology called 'Vital Read'. We can do physical exams to anyone anywhere.

MEDIC: It's actually a freaking alien, sir.

COMMANDER: How do you figure?

MEDIC: The photosensitivy his eyes have to light. His eyes responds differently then people from our planet do.

MEDIC: The NSA has been dreaming about this moment for so long. They were right. The reason there are no alien aircraft is because aliens can teleport.

MEDIC: So that means that we don't have to worry about alins showing up and starting shooting. That means testing out VTOL and Harrier jets in alien spacecraft was the perfect play.

COMMANDER: Let's call the President. I'm glad the NSA was right about something they thought about 50 years ago that made no difference on the battlefield.