Landing Strip

MEMORY REPLAY TRANSCRIPT — RECOVERED

PILOT: So, uh, I am trying out this speakerphone thing. Can you guys hear me outside?

OFFICER: Yes, identify your- wait

OFFICER: Wait, what's that blue thing you are holding. Are you talking with a freaking megaphone?

OFFICER: This guy literally has a freaking megaphone pointed at a walkie talkie in his cockpit and he's talking to us that way

OFFICER: That's freaking nonsense. There is no way. Get on comms.

PILOT: I will be very honest with you. The engineer who originally made this plane put that on there because I don't know. It was the only plane that had a way for me to communicate with people physically near me

OFFICER: Wait, what?

OFFICER: To be clear, you're the guy that summoned that blue orb thing and like teleported in, correct?

PILOT: That's correct

OFFICER: Okay, now i'm confused what exactly are you doing here again?

PILOT: You know how in movies they say, “Take me to your leader”, well I need you to do that. But you're not going to do that unless I can prove I am an alien, right?

OFFICER: I honestly have no idea. It's not up to me. Where is everyone else?

COMMANDER: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU KNUCKLEHEADES DOING STANDING AROUND WHEN THERE IS AN INTRUDER AND WE'RE AT WAR. WHY AREN'T YOUR FREAKING WEAPONS DRAWN. WHAT FREAKING LANGUAGE DOES THIS PILOT FREAKING SPEAK BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN SCREAMING AT THEM AND THEY AREN'TRESPONSDING. WHY ARE YOU JUST

SOLDIER: Sir, he says he is an alien.

COMMANDER: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HECK IS A FREAKING ALIEN