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UTAH: So, uh, I found out the other day

UTAH: The jerk is the head of the EU

UTAH: He's not the president of Russia or whatever. Russia isn't one country.

UTAH: Google Maps lies to us

UTAH: When you look at Google Maps, it doesn't say 'European Union' or 'Europe' over the countries for Europe. It shows every individual country.

UTAH: For Russia, it just says Russia

UTAH: I looked it up the other day, and Russia is actually made up of several different countries.

UTAH: Why don't they document that stuff?

UTAH: So anyway, I just found out that for some reason, the American headlines villanize the guy that is just the head of the EU but Russia

UTAH: Next time I hear some stuff about 'Russia did this.'

UTAH: Ima say, 'Which freaking country in Russia did that stuff?'

UTAH: I went back and looked at some articles

UTAH: All these jerks lying about Russia

UTAH: None of them say which freaking country in Russia did the thing.

UTAH: There are some lying jerks out there

UTAH: See, I told you I am Psychotically professional and clean

UTAH: You best believe that I am watching my mouth

UTAH: Let me tell you, I bet you guys are wondering, 'So what job would you give him?'

UTAH: I know many of you would assume, “Oh, I bet he's got some good material on the director.”

APPEARING: Utah1

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