Briefed On Football

BILL CLINTON: Excuse me, I used to be President.

BILL CLINTON: Before you go, tell me what that Football comment was about.

BILL CLINTON: I've had the honor of safely guarding that equipment.

BILL CLINTON: What does this mission have to do with Nuclear football?

BILL CLINTON: Enlighten me.

BILL CLINTON: I've been briefed on it.

UTAH: Uh, Mr. President.

UTAH: Did you have the Tablet Football or the webcam football?

BILL CLINTON: What's the difference

UTAH: The webcam was from the 1970s, and you could talk to people from other countries on it.

UTAH: They did away with that because of modern technology.

UTAH: The tablet one is the more recent one. It's like a web app that sends an email.

BILL CLINTON: What does that have to do with Best Buy?

BILL CLINTON: Enlighten me

UTAH: Uh, do you not tell the President that?

BILL CLINTON: Tell me freaking what.

UTAH: This was the NSA's idea, not mine. But that tablet needs a USB wifi adapter, and they usually buy that from Best Buy

UTAH: But for some reason the NSA insists that the USB wifi adapter has to be stolen otherwise someone can figure out the details for it.

BILL CLINTON: That's how they get that freaking thing? No one ever told me that.