Fitz: Guess who gets to their first government Gala as a general?
Fitz: I am
Fitz: What am I wearing?
Fitz: A suit?
Fitz: That’s a lie.
Fitz: OK, you got me, I’m wearing a tux.
Fitz: Damn straight
Fitz: It’s a real black tie affair
Fitz: Hold on, that doesn't make any sense. Aren't black tie affairs
supposed to mean suits?
Fitz: What is it called when you wear a tux?
Fitz: What's the tuxedo version of a black tie affair?
Fitz: Damn, I wish I could look something like that up on a computer.
Fitz: Those things are cool as shit.
