Utah: I do
Utah: I’m not going to lie
Utah: Let me tell you about being the fucking director of the CIA
Utah: The best day of your life is the day you get to fire the people who hired you as the director of the CIA
Utah: Some people wait till their last day
Utah: I say do it on your first day.
Utah: Because you didn’t know you regretted it until after your first meeting of the day
Utah: So I’m here for a reason
Utah: I’m talking about Kryptos
Utah: I had no idea about it, but my brain has been trying to reward me for writing all these jokes about the CIA.
Utah: I had this dream, and I’m not making this up.
Utah: I was at a place that looked like this, and I was at this ceremony with what looked like that sculpture.
Utah: It was the unveiling of it.
Utah: So the guy who made the statue was giving a speech about how the point of the statue was that the real treasure of the building was the people inside the building
Utah: He talked about how the government spent a lot of time and effort to ensure that the CIA was staffed with the best of the best and the true elite of the country's workforce.
Utah: The real best and brightest
Utah: He said to spend your time building as many connections as you can and that building strong support networks is the key to life
