UTAH: SO WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY $50 TO THIS SANBORN ASSHOLE WITH AN EARTHLINK EMAIL
UTAH: BECAUSE I EMAILED HIM AND ASKED HIM ABOUT IT, AND HE SAID TO COUGH UP THE $50
UTAH: So I wrote this stand-up comedy special instead and am sending it to the CIA over blsky and seeing if they’ll check my answer for free
Utah: Thank you, everyone and thanks for letting me live out my dream of telling jokes at the Langley HQ
Utah: and possibly solve a world mystery at the same time.
