Burns: Welcome to your first mission.
Burns: This is a group mission.
Burns: You can choose your teams.
Burns: Your mission is to steal something from Best Buy without being caught.
Utah: Please don't tell me this is because of the stupid football.
Burns: The rules are as follows: You must steal it, you can not return it or replace it with anything else, and you must be able to prove that it was stolen from Best Buy. That’s it.
Burns: I haven’t told you the best part. You have no one's permission to do so, but the US government has a long-standing policy of giving the CIA whatever it needs to complete a mission.
Burns: Nothing is off the table. You can ask the military, the police, or any US government employee for help, even the president.
Utah: Wait, you guys steal stuff?
Burns: *Stunned*
Utah: Is it Best Buy because of the wifi thing?
Burns: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE, UTAH!
